tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52664014820180059352011-11-27T16:21:33.481-08:00Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt....and my glasses.Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-8209585176555779902010-06-16T10:30:00.001-07:002010-06-16T10:30:54.964-07:00See? http://trying2findmyself.wordpress.com/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-820958517655577990?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-5961554538891981632010-01-17T22:38:00.000-08:002010-01-17T22:49:52.672-08:00<span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">before I lose what little bit of sanity I have left. And while you're at it...how about a lifetime supply of chocolate, a boob that doesn't hurt, a megaphone and a maid? </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">No, you say? </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Okay, I'd settle for a tootsie roll and a hot shower. I'd love you forever. Don't expect me to share the tootsie roll with you though. Maybe an hour of t.v that isn't animated/demanding that I cooperate with a talking map or be excruciatingly jolly. </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">On the subject of kid</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">shows....I'd love to have whatever </span><a style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);" href="http://www.imaginationmovers.com/website/">these guys </a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">are having. I'd be wired for days! </span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-596155453889198163?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-88001218129304140492010-01-08T09:36:00.000-08:002010-01-08T09:39:55.215-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlGJr2Ie6Pk/S0dtcAg2_MI/AAAAAAAAAq4/7XQy6npsVX8/s1600-h/ice-age-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 188px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlGJr2Ie6Pk/S0dtcAg2_MI/AAAAAAAAAq4/7XQy6npsVX8/s320/ice-age-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424424604132637890" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">[insert witty title]<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sadly, I've nothing exciting to write about so you get graced with that lovely mug ^. Isn't he gorgeous? No? Scary? Maybe. My 2 y/o seems to think so. He flips out when he see's him. What's so scary about a bug eyed, nutless, prehistoric squirrel?</span> <span style="font-family: verdana;">Haha</span>.<br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></div></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-8800121812930414049?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-55636461288991964442009-12-20T19:59:00.000-08:002009-12-20T20:12:15.862-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlGJr2Ie6Pk/Sy71hJR_2_I/AAAAAAAAAeQ/w1g8gHMahVI/s1600-h/DECEMBER+2009+220.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qlGJr2Ie6Pk/Sy71hJR_2_I/AAAAAAAAAeQ/w1g8gHMahVI/s320/DECEMBER+2009+220.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417537351549180914" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">This was a plant in my front yard before the snow claimed it.<br /><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family:verdana;">#1~Because it's hard to type when teeny baby feet are kicking the laptop (thanks son) and hard to type while nursing and fending off baby feet at the same time (we're talking some major-what-is-she-trying-to-say-typos!) Okay, technically that's two reasons....oh well<br /><br />#2~Our power has been going out periodically due to the lovely cold cold (did I mention COLD?!) snow.<br /><br />#3~It's the holidays! Busy busy<br /><br /><br />....Anywho<br /><br /> I'm slacking this year, on shopping. I'm feelin' the stress creeping upon me<br />like a very unwelcome visitor. Ya know those last minute shoppers who are running around the Wal-Mart in a frenzied hurry, with kids all over and whining, while they're attempting to get that one last gift? Yeah.....that's me. I justify it by saying "well at least my kids will have good memories of the hustle and bustle of the holidays!". Yeah, we'll stick to that but it doesn't convince the sleepy, sticky toddler that it's all worth it at the moment.<br /><br />Lets see....what else?<br />My middle child turned 2yo yesterday! It was quite exciting....ya know with the blizzard and all! We had him a cake by candle-light and gifts, because our un-reliable-made-worse-because-of-the-snow electric was off (again). He loved his cake and kept saying "nah-me!'(nummy in english). We eventually had to leave the house because it was clear that the elec/heat wasn't coming back on anytime soon~so the Baby Einstein Nesting Block set mommy and daddy bought as one of his birthday gifts came in handy!<br /><br />And that's all I have time for....the baby is demanding me and alas, the two year old is <span style="font-style: italic;">still </span>awake and it's 11pm. I'm out.<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-5563646128899196444?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-6450308879719050602009-12-14T20:15:00.000-08:002009-12-14T20:16:15.132-08:00http://247moms.blogspot.com/2009/12/day-8-12-days-of-christmas-giveaways.html<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Enter now and good luck! :)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-645030887971905060?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-70241311772912828082009-12-14T12:00:00.000-08:002009-12-14T12:02:03.033-08:00<span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">I'm contemplating making these.....not sure if I'm that brave just yet.<br /><br /><br />See: http://recipes.kaboose.com/snowman-cookies.html<br /><br /><br />Don't they look fun?? If we make them, I'll post pics :-D<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-7024131177291282808?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-9474482527706291022009-12-14T11:55:00.001-08:002009-12-14T11:56:41.459-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.orientaltrading.com/images/calreq_calendar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 207px; height: 221px;" src="http://www.orientaltrading.com/images/calreq_calendar.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />http://freebies4mom.blogspot.com/2009/12/free-2010-oriental-trading-co-calendar.html<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;">I don't know about ya'll but I love free stuff, esp. calenders! </span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-947448252770629102?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-68879700985670446492009-12-12T09:42:00.000-08:002009-12-12T09:50:40.124-08:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Stop taking your sisters doll<br /><br />Don't throw it over the baby gate....No....don't you.....(grumbles under breath and scuffles off to retreive doll)<br /><br />No, he can NOT have a cookie....because I said so thats why. Because he has no teeth! I don't know why he has no teeth.....well, I'm sure he will get them soon enough. No, we can't buy him some teeth.<br /><br />Get off of your brother.<br /><br />Go sit down. (repeat 20x to the toddler who isn't listening)<br /><br />Mommy is trying to talk on the phone.....No, I don't want your booger, stop putting hats on me......I told you I'm on the phone....stop running like a herd of buffalo.....Oh for the love of pete!<br /><br />Stop stepping on your sister, it's not nice.<br /><br />Yes, the baby is drooling. Because hes a baby.....Sure you can wipe it off but it'll be back. I don't know why it'll be back.<br /><br />Gimme back the remote.....now. Where did you hide it? Stop turning the tv off!<br /><br /><br />I love you too, you little maniacs.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-6887970098567044649?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-58986802883954795682009-12-10T12:15:00.000-08:002009-12-10T12:26:13.848-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i49.tinypic.com/11hw6ys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://i49.tinypic.com/11hw6ys.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family:arial;">It's</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family:arial;">(que scary music and shrieking girl)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family:arial;">...... BACKPACK MONSTER!</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" >28lbs of sheer terror!<br />And hes even more terrifying with<br />SCHWAN'S stickers on him!<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(Yes they're on there. You just<br />can't see them in the pic)<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">He has already claimed a poor,innocent<br />dolly!<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:130%;" >Save US!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></span></span></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-5898680288395479568?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-36091636647326076002009-12-10T11:08:00.000-08:002009-12-10T11:12:56.217-08:00<strong></strong><span style="color:#462947;"><a href="http://dealmac.com/lw/artclick.html?1,331470,1067588" target="_blank">50 4x8" Holiday Photo Cards</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Click the link above</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Create and edit your photo card</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">When you're done, save and add to cart if you haven't already</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BEFORE paying, enter the code </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">newbaby </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">and your total should go from $24 to $3.19!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Check-out and enjoy!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">And this site accepts Paypal! I don't know 'bout you but I don't have a credit card, so any site that accepts PP is a find! </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Have fun and Happy Holidays!</span><br /></span></span></span><strong><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-3609163664732607600?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5266401482018005935.post-28529972221654185852009-12-09T17:25:00.000-08:002009-12-10T07:43:40.575-08:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:arial;" ><span>Whats up?<br /><br /><br />You can call me Ren.<br />I have three kids under the age of four. I know...I know.<br />Yes, I'm one quarter short of a dollar.<br />I have a husband. He puts up with mah crap and loves me even<br />when I wanna bite his head off. Isn't he just fab?<br />I have a hamster as well. Um, I used to have two.....really I have no idea where the other wandered off to. If hes smart, he ran away from this circus.<br />Taco is the existing hamsters name...although, ironically, he oddly resembles a Snicker bar. That could be my chocolate addictions fault though.<br />You see, chocolate makes me smile. It's my relaxant, my addiction. It's also responsible for the extra 3lbs I've put on. Everything that's good always has a draw-back I tell ya.<br /><br />Aaaaaanyways.....that's me, that's my life in a nutshell.<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5266401482018005935-2852997222165418585?l=monkeyshizz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Renhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10581931039409011946noreply@blogger.com0