Stop taking your sisters doll
Don't throw it over the baby gate....No....don't you.....(grumbles under breath and scuffles off to retreive doll)
No, he can NOT have a cookie....because I said so thats why. Because he has no teeth! I don't know why he has no teeth.....well, I'm sure he will get them soon enough. No, we can't buy him some teeth.
Get off of your brother.
Go sit down. (repeat 20x to the toddler who isn't listening)
Mommy is trying to talk on the phone.....No, I don't want your booger, stop putting hats on me......I told you I'm on the phone....stop running like a herd of buffalo.....Oh for the love of pete!
Stop stepping on your sister, it's not nice.
Yes, the baby is drooling. Because hes a baby.....Sure you can wipe it off but it'll be back. I don't know why it'll be back.
Gimme back the remote.....now. Where did you hide it? Stop turning the tv off!
I love you too, you little maniacs.
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This made me laugh and cry a little bit :) I laughed because it was funny and cried because it was true.
ReplyDeleteI need my remote.....